When I was doing my research in the library, a student suddenly approached me and talked me with lowered voice: “Hey brother, do you know how to use P2P download on campus network?”
Well, I know, but i won’t do it because I’m also aware that such activity is against university regulations and he would get caught easily. So I pretended i knew nothing.
“Sorry brother, I don’t understand what you are talking about,” I said.
“Oh really? I though you Asians are all good at computers!” he looks a little disappointed.
“Well, not every Australian plays footy,” i answered.